persecution of my brothers

these fucking bastards will pay for this. though we do prefer Clusters brand cereal over the taste of bored teenage boys of suburbia, we're not averse to exacting our own particular brand of revenge: plucking the short hairs one by one and using them in nest construction, inserting offenders own nuts into their cheeks and leaving the hairless eunich to have it's eyes plucked by the ravens and crows (eyes = bird candy).

[footage via screenhead]